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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.

Emily Giffin

And maybe enough coffee to drink and an enough big bed for us to sleep in.

(via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

stylincutie:

iwaspizza:

does anyone have any (good) url to offer me?
i want to leave all that pizza thing behind from now on
IM REALLY SORRY………………

see if racistwhitegirl is available

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

remy-lebeaus:

The provinces and territories of Canada.

Is Canada even real

No real place is that pretty


wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex